Got a tale from the frontline of governance absurdity? A moment where optics defeated logic? Or maybe a situation so ridiculous it deserves to be framed on our Evidence Wall?
Whether you’re a Paramedic, EMT, ECA, ACA,PTS or ghosted applicant — your voice matters.
📩 Email your story to: contact@nomoreoptics.com
📎 Attach screenshots, emails, photos or quotes — whatever proves the point.
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💥 No shame. No fear. Just receipts.
(Want to help? You can also just send us sticker photo sightings — internal or “in the wild.” Let the wall grow.)
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